Underwired advice column: Project Management can save you too!
As a Project Manager, it’s usually part of my remit to solve problems big and small efficiently. Whilst I’m certainly not ‘The Wolf’ from Pulp Fiction, I thought it would be good to start a blog dedicated to giving advice, not just your garden variety typical digital project advice, real advice, real problems for real people (not digital people). Soon you’ll see that the fundamentals of project management can be applied to the day to day slog of life.
From Lucy from Cardiff
Should I have lamb or chicken for dinner?
1) Clearly lamb has and always will be the progressive choice. Simply everything tastes of chicken, your tastebuds deserve a holiday!!!
From Jon from Croydon
My girlfriend wants me to go to her friend’s wedding, but I hate her friend and everyone she knows, how do I get out of it?
A classic case, but one that could be remedied with ease.
1) Always be truthful and when you can’t be truthful, pretend you’re telling the truth. Join a volunteer fire brigade, it’s pretty easy, you just need some official documents from your local fire station, you may not even need to join. However tell your girlfriend you’ve joined and you’re very committed, you may need to show her a form or something to make it look legit. Explain in detail that new recruits rarely get called to fight fires, but it has been known to happen, say once back in October 1997.
Attend the wedding, grit your teeth and man up for only 35 mins. Get your best friend to call you after 35 mins, as the head honcho at your fire volunteer fire brigade. Whisper in
girlfriend’s ear the situation, then pretend your going to the toilet. At this point leave promptly and get into an automotive vehicle of some sort. You’ve escaped!!!
If you have a convertible car, this would be the time to put the top down and let the crisp wind refresh your face and listen to your favourite song on the radio. As we can see the fundamentals of timing, scheduling and well executed planning have made your getaway a success. Take a deep breath and secretly congratulate yourself (also you may want to smirk as your girlfriend is explaining to her friends how you’re a great guy). Ride on into the sunset cowboy!
Adrian Van Cooten - Project Manager, Underwired






